First, I want to thank the other Lady Scribes for inviting
me to join their blog. It’s so great to be here among all these talented
ladies. Many of them I’ve already read their works and truly admire and the
rest I’m looking forward to digging into their books and blog posts and getting
to know better. On that note, I thought it might be fun for my first post to tell you all
some little known facts about me, things you might not be able to find out through
venues such as my website or other social media channels. So here we go!
I’m a music buff.
Okay, that’s not quite true. I do love music, eagerly absorbing all kinds and
concocting playlist after playlist, but if pressed I would be the first out in
Fox’s old Don’t Forget the Lyrics
show. In fact, my husband loves to tease me about how I tend to make up my own
lyrics to a song (don't even ask me who the band is!). The only time I can beat him at this
game is when the song in question is from the stage. Growing up in a small town
with a highly recognized music school (The Crane School of Music) allowed me
the opportunity to experience many live musical productions. Even before I
became a book connoisseur (okay, devourer) I was a musical junkie. I think the
musical was the first artistic venue where I truly let my imagination take
flight. I’ll never forget how the house lights would dim and I’d hold my breath
in anticipation of those first drifting notes from the pit crew. Then, for the
next hour or two I’d dream. What if that was me up there on stage? What if that
was my story? What if… What if… Oh yeah, heady stuff for an imaginative young
girl. I don’t get out to musicals much anymore, but I do still dance around the
house humming along to the notes of my mind’s own orchestra and sometimes… well
sometimes the dreams I dream drive me to tap out some music on my keyboard too!
I’m a pasta freak…and
it’s killing me! See, I’m trying to wean myself off refined white flour. It’s
all part of my “eat healthier” resolution. That means that all things yummy
from cupcakes to Italian bread to pasta is pretty much off limits. And yeah, I’ve
tried the whole-wheat kind, but though high in all those good kinds of things
like fiber, it doesn’t hold the same sort of comfort food standard that I need
when I’m craving those carbs (something that happens a lot when a story is not
going the way I want it!) So, if you have any healthy suggestions to help stop
the cravings, please let me know!
I think I might have
MPD (multiple personality disorder). I’d like to say this diagnosis is limited
to two personae—the wife, mom, and respectable PTO board member living opposite
the gleefully viscous paranormal romance author who tortures heroes and
heroines alike—but beyond these fronts, is a whole other level of dark. See, lately
I’ve been positively entranced with reading and writing the types of stories
that would keep any sane person up at night, which is kind of ironic since….
…I’m scared of horror
movies. Witches, vampires, zombies, ghosts and all those other baddies that
go bump in the night? I’ll read ‘em, write ‘em, but go and see those monsters
on the big screen? No way. For years I tried to pretend I could handle it. My
friends all loved these kinds of ghastly productions and my hubby? Well when we
first started dating he thought it was a great excuse to get me to cuddle up
real close to him. He was right. What he didn’t count on was later, after things
got serious, being introduced to a night of tossing and turning because I
couldn’t purge the nightmares from my mind, or the hike in the electric bill
because I had to have every light on
in the house just to take a late night jaunt to the bathroom! So no more horror movies for me…I’ll stick to
writing about them thank you very much.
So that's it, some of my deepest darkest secrets. Feel free to ask any questions or, even better, perhaps you'll be brave enough to share your own little known
secrets!
Until later,
Lady Hellion
Welcome Tes! So glad to have you as a Lady Scribe!
ReplyDeleteOh, I'm with you..totally freaked out by horror movies. My imagination does not need that kind of fuel..
I know, right? I keep telling my DH it's because he's not as imaginative as I that he doesn't get scared after watching a horror movie. I think he still thinks I'm chicken. ;-)
DeleteYay Tes! Completely with you on the horror movies. It's very difficult trying to comfort my 5 yo sometimes when inside I'm like "I totally get you, kid. Right there with ya."
ReplyDeleteYou have my sympathies on the pasta thing. I love it way too much to give up. Everything in moderation is my motto.
I'm a crazy music girl, too. Used to go to Lollapalooza every year until it got overrun by those young whippersnappers and the crowds got to be too much for me. (I'm old!)
I hear you, Hanna. My youngest asks me things like "are their ghosts" and mama bear says no while inside I'm going "...maybe." I think knowing how much to tell them and when is one of the hardest things about parenting!
DeleteHi, Tes! Welcome to Lady Scribes! It's so great to have you join us. I laughed when I read that about you making up your own lyrics, because I also love music and sing the wrong lyrics. Like not even in the ball park wrong! Seal's "Kiss From a Rose" is always "It's a kiss from the rose on the brain." Hahaha... I know that's not it, but that's what I always hear and sing. And Alanis Morrisette's ex-bf always takes back the "cross-eyed bear" that he gave to her. Then there's one song from The Shins that I still don't know the lyrics, but it sounds like "give me the remote control you condescending b****". My hubby has corrected me many times, but I still can't remember the actual lyrics. :D
ReplyDeleteOh, and the whole horror movies thing? I hate them!!! I was afraid to sleep in our bedroom with the TV in there after The Ring, and I wouldn't go into the basement alone for at least a week after The Blaire Witch Project. I kept imagining I would see the guy standing in the corner. That caused a bit of a problem since the washer and dryer were in the basement.
Thanks, Samantha! It's good to know I have a kindred spirit on here. You and I can sing the wrong lyrics together at the next Sourcebooks dinner ;-) As far as movies, I think I may even be worse... I get scared with movies that I've been told aren't even true "horror" movies. Things like signs and the sixth sense. And don't even mention The Others to me. Couldn't walk through my house alone for weeks!
Deletehahahahaha, the "cross-eyed bear" hahahahaha
DeleteWelcome to Lady Scribes, Tes!
ReplyDeleteOkay, so I'm not a music fan. I know, I know, but it depresses me. I can only listen to music in the car or I get gloomy. I don't know why. ;/
I'm also giving up all that refined goodness under the pressure to get healthy. My vice is bread--Lawd, I loves me some bread! Dropping it makes for an extremely grouchy Bear.
As for horror movies--I LOVE them! I adore all things that go bump in the night and actually like to watch scary movies when my hubs is working nights and I'm all alone (save for the sleeping kiddies, of course). That's not weird, right? RIGHT?!
My downfall is fresh, warm bakery bread. The good news is I love some of the awesome whole grain kinds when they're right out of the oven so that's not so bad...right? As far as the horror movies... well, given how much I strive to avoid them, I'm going to have to give you comparative weird points (not that that's saying much given how weird I can be ;-)
DeleteWelcome Tes!!
ReplyDeleteOh, man - me and horror movies do NOT mix. Actually, me and horror *anything* don't mix. I am a huge scaredy cat and an even worse nightmare sufferer, so forget it!
As for pasta, I *love* the Ronzoni veggie pastas - a full serving of veggies in each serving!
Erin, I love the veggie pasta too. Especially with a good butter herb sauce and roasted veggies... Sigh. If I could ditch the butter sauce I bet that might actually be healthy!
Deletelol, I hear that if you can stay away from the bad carbs for 2 weeks you will lose your craving for it.
ReplyDeleteI don't like slasher movies, can't even watch Dexter without getting queasy. But I do like to read that stuff! I say go for it on writing the dark thoughts .
my secret... I like to eat in the shower. Especially cold things like cereal and yogurt. But I have eaten spaghetti in there. No judging!
Hmmm... I think you hear wrong, Sharon. I've avoided them for that long before. Didn't work. No one time I did avoid them for almost 6 months. I think by month 4 I was doing pretty good with the cravings but the moment I fell off the wagon? Oy... :-D
DeleteYAY Tes! So happy to have you aboard! :)
ReplyDeleteI hate gory horror movies.Event Horizon comes to mind. That movie should be BANNNED!!!! Grosses me out and I have nightmares. Blech!
I have no secrets. BWHAHAHAHAHAH.
Really, Marquita? Truly? No secrets? That sounds like a challenge to drag them out of you ;-) Thanks for the welcome!
DeleteHA! I can't even watch Hellboy (my FAVORITE) without getting creeped out. ;D Welcome to Lady Scribes, Tes! Since I am crazy about music, and keep it on almost the entire day, I think we'll get along JUST fine, lol... I would be lost without Pandora.
ReplyDeleteBTW, that cover of yours is SMOKIN'! Omg, it's really beautiful. ;D
Sounds like the start of a beautiful friendship ;-) As for the covers... Which one are you drooling over? My upcoming release, Prince of Shadows, in November has me panting :-P
DeleteWelcome to Lady Scribes, Tes! It was fun 'getting to know about you'! If a pasta-support group existed...I would be one of its founding members! As for horror movies...I teach Psychology and one of my students gave a presentation on the psychology behind horror movies and the genre lost its appeal. (Kind of like the wheat pasta!) ; )
ReplyDeleteChristi - Thanks for the welcome! If you find that support group, please let me know :-) My kids think I make a mean mac and cheese too. It's so hard to try and resist when I make it for them!
DeleteHi Tes....I LOVE horror movies/shows.. I don't know why it doesn't bother me...but put a clown in the mix and forget it. I like most music and Love pasta...don't have any ideas for healthy pasta..I make a mean homemade mac and cheese. I enjoy reading your books so keep it up and looking forward to meeting you in Feb.
ReplyDeleteWendy - Oh! I forgot you're going to be at Olde City :-) I can't wait to match up faces with some of the awesome peeps I've met online! If we have some time, we'll have to compare mac n cheese recipes over drinks. I'm always looking for new ones as I have two mac and cheese addicts in my family!
DeleteLady Hellion? Love that :) Gah pasta kills me too! So hard to resist!
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